You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
