who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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