He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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