I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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