I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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