Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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