It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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