CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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