I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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