I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
