Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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