So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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