You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
