shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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