His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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