They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
how does that bad decision feel?
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