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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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