Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
you will always have a special place in my vag
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
