I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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