u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
you never un-have a 4some
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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