is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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