I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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