Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
