I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He passed out mid-signature
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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