Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
As shirtless as possible
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
