This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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