Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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