I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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