i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
