is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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