Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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