I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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