yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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