me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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