i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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