they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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