Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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