yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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