i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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