ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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