I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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