what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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