matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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