i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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