Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's never too late to be topless.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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