Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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