Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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