We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i need some magic done to my vagina
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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