Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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