if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he fucked my hip out of place.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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