K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
