Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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