Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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