did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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