shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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